Colin, Colin, Colin

Poor Colin Farrell. He films himself having sex with a girlfriend two-and-a-half years ago and doesn't expect the tape to find its way into the public eye.

Puh-leez!

This is the guy that did full frontal nudity in "A Home at the End of the World," so we know he has serious exhibitionist qualities (never mind that the scene wound up on the cutting room floor).

So Colin, quit your whining and put the tape in the VCR! Inquiring minds want to see!