The Globes

There were no major surprises at the Golden Globes ceremony last night (although one has to wonder how in the world John Williams beat out Gustavo Santaolalla's masterful score for "Brokeback Mountain"), but one thing is for sure: With the major awards going to stories involving gay cowboys, a gay writer, transgender Americans, and pot-selling suburban mothers, the James Dobsons of the world are having artery-splitting fits this Tuesday morning.