Justice Otto Roberts

From John Roberts' 2003 Senate confirmation hearing:

Senator: Sir, did you or did you not experiment as an actor early in life? And during that brief career move, did you or did you not take on the roll of an inflatable autopilot named Otto in the movie "Airplane?" And finally, in that roll did you or did you not receive fellatio by Julie Haggerty?

Roberts: Surely, you can't be serious.

Senator: I am completely serious, Mr. Roberts. And don't call me Shirley.

(Hat tip: World Wide Rant).